Have you checked out these signs lately, it sure looks like runners all over are getting offered some pretty sweet deals?!
Watch out who you line up against at the track…nevermind, I’m sure you’ll be the one offering up the free butt kickings rather than the other way around.
Mud at the cross-country course is a given, but you decide whether the splattering will end up on your frontside or your backside. Same goes for all those trail runners.
1) Which do you prefer more, track or cross-country? Or are you more in favor of trail racing, road racing?
2) Spitting zone, which shoulder do you typically send them loogies over?
3) If you had a sign posted after your last run, what would it read?