20 Replies to “Runners, Let Us Issue Insincere Apologies to Our Legs”
Dear legs,
I only do it for you. So you can grow and become the best you can be. I promise it hurts me more than it hurts you. Do you think I want to get up at stupid o’clock and run a stupid amount of kms at a stupidly fast pace?!?! No I don’t. Its all for you. One day you will thank me. So stop being unappreciative, quit your whinging and think about all the poor unfortunate legs around the world that will never have the opportunites you do!
Hmmm…. Guess I am no good at apologies especially fake ones 😉
Haha, yeah my legs hate me quite often! I’m glad I do yoga and lots of stretching to help them but it’s particularly bad if I’ve been doing cardio classes at the gym AND running.
I would thank my legs. Ive put a lot of stress on them the last 25 years. I apologize that it took me so long to love them.
Lactic acid: beets, tofu or protein powder (yuck)
Fulfillment: Pumpkin pecan cheesecake, stratch that, any type of cheesecake!!!! Lol
Dear legs,
I only do it for you. So you can grow and become the best you can be. I promise it hurts me more than it hurts you. Do you think I want to get up at stupid o’clock and run a stupid amount of kms at a stupidly fast pace?!?! No I don’t. Its all for you. One day you will thank me. So stop being unappreciative, quit your whinging and think about all the poor unfortunate legs around the world that will never have the opportunites you do!
Hmmm…. Guess I am no good at apologies especially fake ones 😉
hahaha…i’m glad we both suck on fake apologies…i mean, no need to fool anyone! 🙂
hahahah I ALWAYS love the pictures you put up!
I refuse to apologize to my legs!! They’ve done nothing for 22 years, a little bit of running is probably good for them 😀
awww, thanks, i’m glad u enjoy my art! 🙂
Oh my yes – and yours have been worked HARD over the past few years.
Dear legs, I’m… no, I’m not. Harden up, you’ve got this. Brain works much harder all the time – learn by example and shut up!
Also, lactic acid tastes like some weird combo of lemon and milk. It”s not ok.
“harden up” = perfection. 🙂
My legs love me, but I am pretty sure my knees would rather like to stab me in the face.
I think you could write a book from the perspective of your legs. I think it would be personification at its best.
oh no!! yea, those knees can get rather testy. be extra cautious next time u walk thru the kitchen. 😉
Haha, yeah my legs hate me quite often! I’m glad I do yoga and lots of stretching to help them but it’s particularly bad if I’ve been doing cardio classes at the gym AND running.
haha…so maybe in ur note u can say, “be quite, i mean i DO give u yoga time!” 😛
Love the milk box cartoon with the missing legs. It’s so strange how they appear and disappear.
haha, i kno, right?!
Oh legs…what a topic…I love and hate my legs…and I am sure they love and hate me…and wish I would roll them out more!
oh yea, eeeek, gotta say my legs would like a little more foam roller time too. 😛
I would mostly apologize to my feet because they seem to be the ones staging a revolt lately.
oh no! i hope u get those feet in line STAT!
I would thank my legs. Ive put a lot of stress on them the last 25 years. I apologize that it took me so long to love them.
Lactic acid: beets, tofu or protein powder (yuck)
Fulfillment: Pumpkin pecan cheesecake, stratch that, any type of cheesecake!!!! Lol
hahaha…oh desserts, how u’ll always steal my heart!! love it…cheesecake away!
hahaha you are so funny! I should be apologizing to mine for never running. Like NEVER. haha
hahaha…now u are way too funny!! 🙂